P: Hello, Dan and Phil games
D: Hi! P: March rabbits!
D: March rabbits… D: okay
P: Well it’s nearly springtime! D: It’s getting worse. D: So last time we were with Dil, we changed his entire house which frankly was a bit too long coming (ahem) D: But now everything’s nice and symmetrical and we’ve got some things like computers and stuff that we need. D: Everyone was saying in the last one where we were complaining about the size of our TV That did you know that you can like hold something and make it bigger? D: Cheating!
P: That’s cheating!
D: It’s cheating! P: That’s bending the rules of the universe
D: Stop! Stop! P: Next time you’ll be cloning lambs and we’ll all be dead! D: I’m morally disgusted with all of you P: So I’ve got a little goal for today
P: Why don’t we catch a fish to put in our new fish tank? D: Why is he dreaming about a man with a paper bag on his head?
P: I don’t know D: I don’t know that’s what- yes Phil! We should, good idea. Where is it? We put it-
P: Ohh look how cool the house is!! D: Did you forget?
P: Yeah I forgot how cool it is! D: *laughing* It’s a cool house P: Ohh (?) D: *laughing* It’s so much better now that we don’t have walls D: Broadchurch, it’s about to happen. Stop! Stop!!
P: Danny Latimer!
D: Stop them! D: Do you reckon we should wake him up or see when he gets up? P: Let’s wake him up.
D: What shall he have for breakfast? D: Mmmm hmmm.
P: What is that thing? What was that?
D: What? D: That’s a coffeemaker.
P: Oh I forgot we made that let’s brew him some morning coffee! D: Oo, it’s the coffee experience P: Wow!
D: It’s a bean grinder. You don’t even do that. P: I don’t.
D: You’re an instant peasant. P: I’m not an instant peasant! D: You are an instant peasant.
P: I just think it tastes nicer. D: You’re someone that’s obsessed with coffee that has instant coffee, what an oxymoron. P: Whenever someone says to me, “ooo this is like a delicate blend” It’s always like *bleugh* D: You always just(?) have like nescafe original.
P: It’s nice! D: You’re a coffee pleb. P: I’m not- I’m not a pleb!
D: Just accept it. D: Okay here we go! Moment of truth. D: How is it Dil?
P: Oh I’d just take a swig of that sweet brown nectar D: That’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said and you’ve said a lot of things. D: Now he’s happy!
P: Aw he liked it! D: Let’s have breakfast! What should we haaaave? P: Pancakes!
D: Ffff pancakes!! D: Have we left that on all night? Again? P: No he just put it on with his… psychic clicker D: That’s a thing?
P: No, I’m not sure. D: Help! What?
P: Has he got no space to cook on? P: Oh that’s the… problem. D: Oh bloody pancakes. P: What is he doing?
D: What’s he doing? P: Dil! D: WHAT. P: Where did this come from?
D: What the fluff. D: Oh my gosh. What is happening guys? We’ve lost him. D: We can’t relate to him anymore he’s doing morning sit-ups. P: He’s officially more of a functional person than us.
D: If he does-if he does one more then he’s done more exercises than I’ve ever done D: Okay there we go. D: It’s happened. There we go. P: Oh that works.
D: Knives can go there, and then there’s kitchen space. D: Let’s see if he works it out after he’s pooped. D: How’s it goin’? P: That’s a satisfying poop
D: Should we change the clown suit? P: No!
D: It’s a thing. It’s a thing! P: I think you’re gonna do early morning sit-ups tomorrow.
D: HA HA HA. P: Ohhh noo!!
D: Good one. D: I swear to God, like who makes the stuff in the sims universe? How many hours has Dil been alive? Like 10?
P: Yeah. D: And his sink has broken three times. P: That’s true, though remember the sink in Manchester where the tap would just come off in your hand and you go *PTCH!!* to the ceiling? D: That happened. Yes. That was a thing.
P: That did actually happen to us. D: That’s-Di-Wh-You’re playing a dangerous ga-!
P: *laughs* D: What were you thinking? D: What on Earth were you thinking?
P: That seemed like a good idea at the time. D: It seemed really impressive for about four and a half seconds. P: Dil!
D: *laughs* P: Five second rule. D: Wafting the syrupy aromas. D: He looks a bit crazy in that energized picture down there.
P: He does. D: HIIIIIIII PANCAKES! P: Is he full? What, is he just having a little chew?
D: He’s- just contemplating life. D: Wait he’s- yeah he’s still eating the pancakes apparently. P: Apparently to digest food properly you put your fork and knife down in between each mouthful. [I] just have P: I just go *eating noises* D: Heh, nope! HA!! P: I think we should fix the sink first ’cause that’s flooding into the bathroom. D: Fix the sink it’s gonna drown us in the house, oh yeah! P: That’s a song that’s not gonna make it onto the album. D: 3, 2, 1! P: 🎵 Fixin’ the sink, fixin’ the sink. 🎵 P: That’s the song. I didn’t really know where I was going.
D: Oh come on Phil we all were- P: Wait wait wait. P: Fixin’ the sink in the morning, using a wrench. P: …today *laughs* I’ve lost it! I’ve lost it. I can only do songs at Christmas! D: I’m so disappointed.
P: What happened to me? D: I don’t know what that was. P: Oh he did it. P: Dil fixed the sink.
D: Oh yeah, and he’s getting in the shower. Whoop whoop! P: Still startled by the nakedness. D: He’s still wearing his Christmas clothes. D: *weird noise* We need to change that ASAP. P: Face to the shower, weirdness.
D: Don’t trust anyone that puts their face in the shower. P: Ohh I need all the water in my eyes. D: Is that what they’re like?
P: That’s what they’re like!
D: All those- all those shower forward freaks out there. P: No it’s nice when it’s going against your butt and your back! It’s like ahhh warmth. D: You’re crossing a dangerous line. Whoop whoop! D: Clothes, going up! *Dil speaks simlish* D: GREEEN SPEEDOS!
P: Ohhh not those again!
D: *laughs* P: Are those love heart boxers new? P: My Auntie once bought me love heart boxers for Christmas.
D: What? *laughs* P: Which was a bit weird. Is that weird? D: That’s…maybe! P: She also got my mum jelly handcuffs…So. P: Let’s just move on.
D: Why are you sharing these things with the internet? P: I don’t know! It’s just a weird Christmas thing D: Your reliability to everybody you know…
P: We’re like “what’s our auntie got?” D: Your family Christmas is something we’re obviously not comfortable with talking about right now.
P: No. D: Those?
P: Um. D: *laughs*
P: I’m thinking no? D: That is dramatically more appropriate. What are you thinkin’ abouuuut? D: Nothiiiing! He wants to… discuss fitness techniques. We can’t relate to you anymore!!! P: We turned him into a gym rat.
D: HUGHH. He wants to make a wrench. D: Oh! The drink, thought it was a wrench.
P: Oh okay. D: I was like he’s gonna-he’s gonna bring his smithing equipment and forge a wrench. D: Whaat- do-do you know what you’re doing? This-ooh?
P: Oh? D: *laughing* He just! H-h-he just!! Went *whoo* and it teleported onto the bar! P: Wow
D: Wow you ARE a great mixologist Dil! D: Goooooo fishin’! P: *to the tune of Katy Perry’s Firework* Do you ever feel like a fish, that’s about to be caught by Dil. D: What did we say five minutes ago.
P: I’m sorry! P: I’m just a musical being(?)
D: NOO. D: Okay okay. Here we go here we go here we go.
P: Wa-ya! P: Come on. P: Reel that… bad boy. D: I’m sorry for Phil’s behavior. D: Well fishings boring as shit. P: You just need to be at one with your thoughts.
D: Oh. P: Think about your life, the universe. P: …where fish come from? Do they think? D: Oo! He’s leveled up! Great! D: Actually catch something! You have to go to work in 12 minutes. P: Right, twelve minutes.
D: Which is ten seconds.
P: Come on! D: Please, catch something.
P: Just one fishy. D: You’re gonna-
D: Yes! P: He’s got a fish! D: Yes, okay, okay, stop!
P: We got a fish!! D: GO TO WORK. D: We have a perch. P: I’ve always wanted a perch.
D: And it’s very fresh. Do we put it in the bowl now D: *laughing* Or do we let him go to work? D: Okay, Dil has gone to work with the fish.
P: He’s gonna smell after a while, isn’t he? D: Dish undercooked, oh here we go D: Problem solving time!! *reading onscreen text* D: Which was the one that we did and it was bad? D: We remade it, and the person was like “took too long”.
P: I think nuke it. D: Nuke it. Perfect! *reading onscreen text*
P: Ayyy! P: That’s good. ‘Cause they were probably like “my steak is underdone” even though it was fine. D: ‘Cause the customer’s an idiot!
P: Yeah. D: How do we do this then, we got a fish
P: I think- D: Where’s the perch?
P: I don’t know! P: Is it in the bin?
D: Is it in the bowl? P: No it’s there it’s in the fi-it’s in the tank!
D: Where? P: There!
D: That’s it. P: That’s the little perch. D: That’s the fish we caught.
P: Yes! D: That is literally microscopic. P: It’s a sea monkey.
D: Oh. D&P: OH! OH!
D: Woah! P: It grew up! D: I un-paused, and it went through a dimension
P: That is so cool! Dil’s got his first pet! D: Awwww, high five. D: What’re we gonna name it.
P: What was the name of the one you put on the wall? D&P: Susan.
P: Susan 2? D: We have Susan 2! The averagely fresh fish. I like that the fish is in a bowl,
P: Yeah D: …and yet it’s still having its freshness D: Let’s debate
P: It’s freaking out. What’s it doing? *intense music* D: What just happened with the fish?
P: There was a miniature fish tornado. D: Are you okay, Susan 2? P: Susan 2! P: He’s snuck off to bed!
D: He’s a working man. It’s ’cause you got him out of bed. P: Diiiiil! He’s gone to sleep with the radio on. D: Turn it off! Oops smelly drink.
P: Drag it into the sink. D: Oh, I see. Are we ‘dragging into the sink’ people these days are we?
P: This is how it begins. D: Morals out the window. D: Did I- No I just dropped it on the floor. Oops. P: What’s the smell coming from behind the coffee pot?
D: It is the coffee pot- we’ll queue that D: OH NO we just woke him up at midnight! D: I’m sorry. Oh, God. We’ve made him do it now. D: Okay Dil, I know that-
P: He really needs a wee anyway D: He’s about to explode in the middle of the night.
P: Yeah. D: He’s feeling INSPIRED! D: By his desperate, desperate need to go to the toilet.
P: (?) life hack D: What’s the life hack, Phil
P: If you really need to pee then scratch the back of your leg and then you won’t need to pee anymore. D: That’s, what?
P: It is true! D: Wha-what science is that based on?
P: I don’t know! D: Explain it.
P: Just, do it now! D: I don’t need to pee
P: I need to pee slightly and now I don’t! D: Sorry for waking you up Dil! Right, what should we do tomorrow? D: I think we should explore our new things
P: Yeah! D: Such as the easel and the tiny blue violin. P: I’m so excited!
D: Is the violin gonna sound great the first time he plays it? P: I mean
D: Probably not! P: No. D: Let’s get him some breakfast. Let’s go for some oatmeal. D: How you doing, Susan 2- oh don’t tell me it’s another thing that-
P: It says she’s foul. D: Is Susan like, rotting in her balls?
P: What’s going on? P: Do we need to get her a filter or something?
D: What’s happening? D: Oh he’s trying out the dining table for the first time, how is it? P: He went for the black chair, which is your choice of chair. P: You proud?
D: Good. P: I got a joke which I’ve just invented.
D: Hit us Phil. P: What do fluffy horned creatures have for breakfast?
D: What, Phil? P: Goatmeal! *badum tss* P: Come on!
D: And it seems like the bowl has turned transparent. P: How did that happen? D: Oh god, he ate opacity of the bowl. P: Are you even surprised anymore
D: Dil!! P: Oh my god!
D: Dil!!! P: [to Dil] What are you doing?! D: Repair the blinkin sink. Right, what should we get him to do after. Do you fancy some easel or some violin first? P: I’m down for some violin, he was thinking about guitars so maybe he wants some kind of- D: I feel like that’s a natural segue
P: String instruments in his life D: *singing* Practiiice! P: Or is it pract-ICE? D: No, it’s- it’s definitely practice. P: What do penguins do
D: Oh here we go P: when they’re trying to get better at something? D: Pract-ice. P: *laughing* That doesn’t even make sense P: I’ll work on that one for next time
D: Work on your life Phil D: It doesn’t look like a great sink fixing experience
P: No *laughing* D: Oh dear. He looks very done with everything in his picture. P: Well there’s nothing more uncomfortable than a damp clown suit
D: *weird noise* D: Here we go lads
P: Open your ears D: And your souls. *Dil playing violin horribly* P: Ohh Dil…
D: It sounds really great we’re proud of you, keep going! P: Oh this was a mistake. D: *laughing* Look at his face! P: Oh.
D: Oh wow. Ummm. D: So how do you feel about buying him the violin?
P: I feel like it was a mild mistake P: He’ll be Vanessa May in no time! Is he enjoying it? Look at his mood. D: He is having fun! Well, okay Dil, whatever floats your boat. P: Not long now till he’ll be a pro! D: Longer than it will take him to go to work though. P: Oh we’ll see we’ll see. D: Oooohhhhhhh *raising pitch*
P: I think he’s gonna do it! P: Yes!!
D: Ya!! P: Level two violin skill! D: Perfectly timed by us! P: We should be clock makers
D: We should be time masters *imitating violin* D: You’re 10 minutes late
P: And you’re gonna turn up in a clown suit- P: Oh there we go.
D: Nope, ‘kay. Here’s the power to mystically transform. P: How’s Susan 2 doing? D: Sheeeee’s freaking out again! P: What’s happening?
D: Susan!! Susan!!! D: What’s wrong with you?!
P: There’s a vortex! D: Oh it’s on fast forward. Okay. Okay. D: That would explain why.
P: That’s still not a normal way to swim in fast forward. D: Dil got promoted to mixologi- *jump cut* D: *reading onscreen text*
P: Nice! D&P: And a sink!!
P: Nice! D: I want a sink when I get promoted! P: Imagine bringing that home!
D: Is he now working two days a week less as well. Dude. P: Oh brilliant! D: Dude. This is good.
P: He gets the entire center of the week free. P: Let’s install that new sink. D: Household inventory. The smoke alarm.
P: We should probably put that back on the wall. D: Did we never put the smoke alarm on our wall? P: Noo, I really-
D: For how long have we not had a smoke alarm? P: Since we removed the walls, everyone was like “you’re gonna kill him in a fire guys!!” D: Oops. D: Let’s put that somewhere. Where’s he likely to burn stuff, there? D: What’s that? *reading* a gravity and light contemporary watercolor. P: I don’t remember earning that.
D: Sell that crap. P: I like it! P: Let’s try it on the wall before you sell it. Some golden pears? D: How- how much do you want? D: A watercolor of some pears versus two hundred simoleons.
P: I think- P: I- Okay, let’s sell it.
D: Come on. Come on. D: He’s always been complaining about that sink, alright let’s sell this crap fest P: And replace it
D: And replace it D: Can a kitchen sink be warm and welcoming? This is homey charm and high-performance P: Yay!
D: Ooohh yeah. P: Oh, it’s all bronze.
D: Look at that. P: I like it. Wash my face in it. D: Dil you’ve got a new sink. Why don’t you- why don’t you interact with it? Why don’t you? D: Enable the emotional aura P: Of the sink?
D: PAUSE! D: Why does the sink have an emotional aura?
P: It’s sentient. It’s alive. P: It’s one of those living sinks.
D: What is happening?! D: Okay I’m sorry, what the frick is happening? P: I think there’s a mistake somewhere. P: Oh the fastest shower of all time. P: What’s going on?
D: What is happening? P: What’s he doing?
D: Have you done something to our game file? P: No!
D: It’s bloody sonic.exe in our desktop, isn’t it. I told you we shouldn’t have downloaded that. P: Oh the showers broken I think D: Is it?
D&P: No? P: Why has he got out? D: Teleporting cups,
P: The easel has got really big as well. D: *mumbles* That’s just how big easels are,
P: Really? D: Fish that are freaking out, sinks with emotions! D: Poltergeist *dramatic sound effect* We have a poltergeist. D: And he didn’t put the violin back in a neat place, Dil! D: Dinner, what shall he have?
P: Chili! D:Chili! D: Mirror butt P: Aw Susan 2 is looking a bit sad. Maybe she needs a friend, and that’s why she’s feeling foul. D: Okay, good agenda for the rest of this: Get Susan a friend, and paint!
P: Yeah! D: So then we’ve explored our new house and not got a depressed fish. D: YES
P: Sounds good.
D: YES. P: Maybe he could paint Susan, that would make her happy as well. D: OH, I thought you- I thought you meant paint the fish
P: No not paint the fish! P: Don’t paint your fish!
D: *laughing* I thought- I thought you were suggesting P: *sarcastically* Yeah, I’ll get the fish out
D: That makes a lot more sense. D: DIILLL P: I had a friend though that used to get her fish out of the tank and stroke it. D: Noooooo!
P: That’s animal cruelty. P: She did!
D: How old was she? P: Like seven.
D: Okay P: When I was like, really young.
D: I thought you meant like at university. *imitating Phil* I had a friend who used to get out her fish! P: She was like look he likes it! And it was like *dying fish noise* D: *as the fish* Yeah, please I’m literally dying, in this moment.
P: Terrible! D: Damn that looks good.
P: Mm. I want a chili. D: You jelly Susan? Yeah you are. D: How are you enjoying your flakes?
P: You’re so perch-ist. D: How does she feel living with Dead Susan 1 on the wall? It’s a bit macabre. P: It apparently adds 2 to the decor, so the sims doesn’t mind. D: He does have a music remote! I saw it happening! P: He got it out! D: Right you little shit, turn it off with the remote if you’re gonna turn it on. D: What time is his job? it’s from 6 p.m. till 2- 2- what? It’s from 6 p.m. till 2 a.m.? P: It’s ’cause he works at a bar now. D: That’s a pretty good night hour lifestyle.
P: Yeah! D: I can vibe with that.
P: It’s just like us, except we don’t go to bars. D: It’s us except it’s just on the internet.
P: Yes. D: Let’s see when he wakes up.
P: Okay. D: 11:42! D: The time that I woke up this morning.
P: The shower’s on again! There’s definitely a shower ghost D: Right, is this game bugging or is something weird happening with the shower?
P: There’s a shower in the ghost! D: Why are you on?! P: I mean, there’s a ghost in the shower!
D: There’s a shower in the ghost. P: There’s some steamy person there that’s gonna like touch him when he gets in the shower. Like a horror movie. P: Or a strange other kind of movie.
D: Strange fanfiction. P: Yeah.
D: Pretty sure I’ve read that at some point. D: There’s something weird flying through room then. P: *American accent* Take out the trash. D: I like that he gets dressed to take out the trash, you can’t have the neighbors judging- P: What are you doing here??
D: UHHHHHHHHHHMM Helloo?? P: Eliza Pancakes
D: Uhmmmmmm….What? D: Should we just let this happen?
P: Let’s just see what happens, is she gonna speak to us or is she just sniffing our doorway? Um, Eliza? P: Just walk past her. Blanked! D: Are you coming in or what?
P: I think we should greet her. D: Invite in.
P: Invite her in. D: I guess, I mean this isn’t what we had planned, we had fish and easel things to do.
P: Yeah. Did she ring the doorbell? P: W- Where’s he going? D: Please come into my house, Dil says by walking past.
P: What does she want? What’s her agenda? D: Sooooo
P: Should we cook her a cake? D: Why’d you come to our house?
P: Stop the awkward silences make him say something! P: Oh my God. Make him say something. P: Make them speak! D: Why did she come here?? Thinkin’ about the D.
P: They’re having an awkward encounter. P: They can’t get past the friendship barrier though, because she’s dating Bob Pancakes, right?
D: Fricking Bob pancakes D: Let’s not talk about that. D: Umm, so I kind of wanted us to go fishing and paint
P: Yeah! D: So can we like- can she- can she get out?
P: We can fast forward their bonding for a bit. D: ‘Till 3. D: Allocated bonding time stop!
P: Right, now get out of our house! D: Okay, go fish. D: Okay, forget her Dil. You’re a fishing man. Let’s do this.
P: Let’s get a friend for Susan 2. P: Oh, that’s a good shot. P: I’d send that as a postcard to my friend.
D: Gone fishing! What are you doing Eliza, in the background? D: We can all see you.
P: Get out of our house! D: Gonna watch our TV, are you? You sneaky minx. D: Oh my god, I do not have an interest in fishing. Do you wanna fish until we go to work?
P: Yeah. D: Okay, come on Dil. We believe in you. We believe in your skills.
P: Mia Yang! D: Hey Mia. How’s it going?
P: I miss you!- Yes! D: We caught-
P: A minnow! D: A nought [zero] point 19kg minnow! Yes! P: This is the best news. D: *gasp*
P: They can’t go in the bowl together!
D: What a cruel world. P: Let’s just get another fish tank!
D: It’s designed for-*laughs* P: We could have another fish tank!
D: Oh com-, we just got that one! D: We can’t upgrade already
P: We can! D: We have quite a lot of money, okay. Let’s look. D: Oh, okay, so you can’t buy a bigger fish tank, you can only buy another one of the same thing. P: Is there room in the office for that?
D: We have limited kitchen space. P: I mean, what about on the table in the lounge? P: Yeah let’s put it there!
D: Put it there?
P: Yeah. D: We’re gonna be the weirdo with two fish tanks now though.
P: I couldn’t catch it and put it on the wall! D: Okay. Okay, so we’ve got susan in that tank, and we got a minnow over here. What do you wanna name it? P: Let’s name the Minnow… D: It’s not gonna be called Susan 3. P: Jonathan?
D: Jonathan the Minnow. *singing* Jonathan the Minnow D: He’s actually practicing the thing that he does for his job. Just for fun.
P: What is happening? D: It’s a well streamlined person we’ve made here. P: What smells behind the bar?
D: Right, let’s just solve this. What smells? P: Does he smell? Some people say that if there’s a ghost nearby then it’s a strange smell? P: So maybe it’s the shower ghost.
D: Stop- stop adding to the poltergeist theory. P: It’s the poltergeist! D: It’s this bowl! Right, put it in your new sink. Oooh new sink.
P: A new sink with feelings. D: Mmmm the sink with the emotional aura, what the frick? D: He’s thinking about Summer
P: Oh? D: From being near a friendly relationship. Ohhh.. D: Eliza made him think of his first.
P: Aww really? D: Why are you making something if you have to go to work in six minutes? P: You’re such a wastrel. D: Should we just leave him into free will mode and see what he does?
P: Yeah. D: Right, okay, you have to go to work now. P: No, he’s just gonna leave it
D: And he’s just gonna leave it. You plank. D: First day at the new job though, let’s see how it goes.
P: Good luck Dily! D: Dil is off to work.
P: *singing* He’s mixing up some drinks. He’s throwin’ ’em about and he’s making some- P: …Skinks. *fail noise* D: Dil brought home 280 simoleons, oh yeah.
P: Oh yes. D: Happy from the decorations
P: Oh! D: Thank you, Jonathan the Minnow. P: He’s already foul. Why is he foul already? D: I-I don’t know how fish work.
P: Oh.. D: Okay let’s do a painting! Right, classic painting.
P: Ooo. D: Should we start with a small and work our way up?
P: Small. Let’s do a small. P: Release your inner Van Gogh!
D: *singing* Art with Dil D: You can hear the shower.
P: What’s it gonna be? D: Looks like a weird grassy emu at the moment. P: What would you do if he chopped his ear off? D: Right now?
P: Yeah. D: I’d be quite impressed that they put on the game.
P: Looks like it’s gonna be a bowl of apples. D: He’s channeling his uncomfortableness.
P: Ooh! D: It is a melon and some apples! P: That’s-that’s very great. Let’s frame it! It’s his first picture.
D: It’s his first thing. Let’s frame it. D: Okay. And name it. What should we name it?
P: Umm. P: Mel-apples? D&P: Melapples! D: Okay where shall melapples go? Above the TV?
P: Uh- No our lounge is already quite zazzy, his bedroom’s a bit sad. P: So let’s put it there
D: Yes. It is. D: There!
P: Yeah! P: What did you do. P: Is it on-? P: Where’d it go? D: Um. UM.
P: What happened. D: UM. D: Where did it go. D: Where the fuck did melapples go.
P: Where did it go?? D: Oh my god. Dil? D: I don’t wanna alarm you, but your canvas did just seemingly evaporate into non-existence. P: That’s so weird! D: We’re gonna get loads of comments from people like “don’t you obviously see that this is what happened?” D: No, we’ll realize that in the next episode.
P: We don’t where it went, for now. D: Wow, okay so what an adventure.
P: We got two pets! D: In the bowl and a new one!
P: Learned to violin, learned to paint! D: Eliza visited, had an awkward moment. P: It was awkward.
D: And we have two mysteries: D: What the hell is happening to our shower, and what the hell happened to that canvas.
P: Melapples! D: Both explained- there’s a ghost.
P: Yes. D: Please tell us down in the comments if you actually know what the heck is happening in this game, otherwise, D: We hope you enjoyed.
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