BOY: I’d like a pet, please. SHOPKEEPER: Uh, how
about our clam? BOY: A clam? Maybe. I really want something without
a shell though. SHOPKEEPER: OK. Ooh, how about a gnat? It buzzes. BOY: It’s too small. I want something I can
run around with. SHOPKEEPER: Right. Oh! I’ve got just the thing! Huh, there– how about a hamburger? BOY: A hamburger? What am I going to do with
a hamburger for a pet? It doesn’t even move. SHOPKEEPER: Go get it.