Frankly we were a tad concerned with
your performance history against a deal of this size but after meeting you to
face-to-face. We feel like we’re in good hands on this one. We won’t let you down, sirs. Not to mention, your bid was far too attractive for us to pass up. What do you mean by that exactly? He means you boys lowballed the entire industry. Yeah, uh, by how much? You guys came in 53 million dollars lower than the nearest competition. Oh… okay. *SHOUTS ANGRILY* Motherf- Now to a question that still has no clear answer. How did it two twenty-something young men land a 300 million dollar pentagon contract. I have a big idea They call guys like us war dogs, bottom feeders who make money off on the war without ever stepping foot on the battlefield. It was meant to be derogatory, but we kinda liked it. Sorry, it’s kind of an emergency. Sorry, don’t worry I have to go first. I am an American. You seriously want to drive to Baghdad? David, we’re gun runners. Let’s go run some guns. They’re getting closer! Come on man! Go! *SHOUTING* You drove this? Through the ‘triangle of death’? Triangle of death, bro! We drive through all triangles, including your mom’s.